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Dictum

The area of the male genitals where the penis meets the scrotum.

As a result of too-rough sex with his Argentinian girlfriend, David had a scar that circled the entire way around his penis, just above the dictum.

by dogeye October 16, 2009

dictum

A conjunction of the words "dick" and "rectum". Although it supposedly means an order or decree, it actually is a discreet insult used when insulting someone of a lower IQ than yourself.

"Tom, you're a dictum".

by YoureADictum February 16, 2006

dictum

Thinking that "Tums" (An antacid is any substance that counteracts stomach acidity) are a highly dangerous and highly addictive drug. Knows side effects of being a dictum are the grating of cherry flavored Tums and snorting them through the nose. Most people also consider these people unworthy of being called intellectuals and therefore pronounced "dicks" instead.

Dick + Tum = Dictum

Little did Timmy Gonzales' mother know but her willingness to expose her son to Tums lead to a habit that later expanded into a form of addiction leading to a complete collapse of his social life and the permanent title of dictum.

"I wonder if Timmy's girlfriend knows what a dictum he is"

by monotox March 01, 2005

dictum

Dictum can mean three things.

1) when a dick comes out of the rectum of a futa in hentai

2) when a dick gets erect when their rectum is stimulated (either the person watching or receiving stimulation)

3) when a dick is in the rectum

"Dictum futas really turn me on"

Or

"Goddamn, you're really giving me a dictum right now! Super hot~"
Or
"Can you give me a dictum? It's a fetish of mine"

by AeronaTheFox May 17, 2021

Dictum

A formal pronouncement from a straight white male.

Dictum: "I think therefor I am." ~ Descartes before the horse

by NYC1963 April 21, 2022