Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dictures

Cell phone photos of your junk taken to trade with young ladies of loose morals.

"Oh shit, I accidentally sent one of my Dictures to my mom! Where did I put the razor blades and sleeping pills?"

by DangerDong January 25, 2009

dicture

A text from a male (usually one who is intoxicated, the ex-boyfriend of the recipient, or who wants to have sex with the recipient) in which the main content is a picture of the male's penis.

Emily: Dammit! Mike sent me another dicture last night!
Steve: He probably got drunk and remembered having sex with you.

by EZBaked October 16, 2010

Dicture

A dicture is a picture of a dick sent by phone or in direct message. Shortened from "dick picture" or "dick pic".

Guy: Did you see my text?
Girl: Your dicture? Yeah I loved it.

Girl: I'm relieved that my dicture archive was saved on my iCloud.

by standarddarth September 13, 2014

dicture

Sending a picture of your "soldier at attention" in a text.

A guy I was just getting to know, hadn't even met yet, sent me a dicture.

by Say No to Dictures. February 05, 2010

Dicture

When a male sends a picture of his dick through a social media message platform. It may be sent unsolicited or solicited.

A guy just sent me a dicture. I must say, it’s not very appealing.

Ali refuses to call out the men by name who send her a dicture, she has a big heart. Unlike some of the dictures she receives.

by Nosila Smada 13 November 21, 2020

Dicture

A picture in which a person looks like/poses like/acts like a dick

Usually seen on Myspace

"I don't get it. Is this a photo of your chin or a turtle's ass and why have you uploaded it 17 times and posted a bulletin insisting that I comment them?"

"Because that angle makes me look hawt!"

"Dude, if you wanna take dictures of yourself, fine. But don't force 'em on me!"

by Jimmette July 11, 2008

Dicture

A dick picture

Amanda: Ew Will just sent me a dicture
Baylee: Gross

by GemmaRose January 08, 2017