Country Dictionary

A small penis, especially on a male who is past puberty. Another term for weenie.

Bob's 8 inch penis is a schlong/johnson. Larry's 7 inch penis is a cock. Joe's 6 inch penis is a dick. Bob's 5 inch penis is a dinkle. Chris' 4 inch penis is a dinklet.

A way of saying someone is stupid for saying something that you obviously knew.

Teacher: "What is 2+2?" Student 1: "8!" Teacher: "No, sorry it is 4" Student 2: "YEAH YOU DINKLE!!!"

When you take a dump and piss at the same time

Tim “Awww mate I just had a mad dinkle in the toilet, filled the whole thing right up to the brimmer

A person prone to doing or saying obviously stupid things.

Why can't you put things back where you found them you dinkle!

Dinkle: din.kle 1. The Brand of Marching Shoes used by Blooomsburg Marching Band. - Two different kinds used: 1. Glide (worn by "Playing" members (people with intstraments)) 2. Stinger (worn by Guard (Flags and Majorettes)) Usually comming in BLACK only, Jane (wife of B. Bercher (the Band Director/Teacher) and Flagget coach) has decided this year, because of the Guard coustumes (which consist of red pants, wacked out shirts, neon red wigs, and eye make-up) that the Guard should get RED Dinkles. Even though, last year, we had Blue pants and she didnt make us get Blue Dinkles. "This has been brought to you by the letters W, T, and F"

1. "Don't forget your Dinkle order forms are due on the 28th!!" 2. "Why are the playing members Dinkles mreo comfortable then the Guards?" 3. "I'll tell you why... because playing members have to MARCH!!... o wait, sorry, my bad, SO DOES THE GUARD!!"

He is the Beginning and the End. Alpha & Omega. The singular avatar of all that is truly awesome in this life. On this plane of existence we see his great, deeds, adventures and journeys as he uses the name Tyrion Lannister of Westeros, some know him quite well as the talented actor Peter Dinklage, but to the rest of the universe, who gaze upon his greatness with love intimidation and awe, he is known as The Dinkles

Guy 1: Can't nobody kill The Dinkles! Guy 2: The Dinkles is my jam, my jelly, my peanut butter and my peanuts Guy1: The Dinkles!!! Guy 2: Dinkles Tho!!! Both: DINKLES IS MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!! Both men sacrifice themselves by jumping out the Moondoor of The Vale as a sacrifice to the might and majesty of The Dinkles

A brand of shoes used in Marching Band.

"My dinkles are really starting to rub and give me blisters." or "My new dinkles got scuffed."