A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who's not very smart; definitively, one who is overweight, slow-moving and slow-witted. Referencing a Jurassic-period dinosaur with an enormous body, exceptionally long neck, and tiny head.
Frank: My boss is such a diplodocus! His pea brain can't comprehend this project I initiated! Joe: Better hold it down ~ I think I hear him lumbering down the hall.
A dumb person, animal, or inanimate object.
He is a huge diplodocus.
An extension of the term 'to dip' as in 'to leave', named for the sauropods of the genus Diplodoci of the Late Jurassic Period. Colloquially, diplodocus refers to a situation where the term 'dip' doesn't fully represent the necessary dipping required to bounce properly.
"This party is totally lame. Let's diplodocus"
When Ali-a saw the purple dinosaur he said it's a ''diplodocus''
To tell someone that they're too FUCKING tall and has a neck longer than a giraffe's
"That guy is such a diplodocus" 'Right? You are so true"