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word meaning you are a dumbass, or have been exhibiting some dumbass behavior

You're a dipthong!

Apart from being a FANTASTIC word, this means when you have more than one vowel on a single syllable.
Although, it is much more entertaining to come up with your own definition.

Person 1: Hey, did you realise the word 'computer' has a dipthong in it?
Person 2: no
Person 1: com-p-ee-oo-ter.
Person 2: great, fuck off

1. The vagina flap of a black women
2. A total idiot, 98% of these idiots are black

Shaniqua has such a flabby dipthong, you can see it through her pants.

Jackson: DeAndre, you are such a fucking dipthong
DeAndre: what's that?
Jackson: my point exactly...idiot

The ugly ‘eee’ sound when singing a word ending in Y

Choir: *singing* On short day-eeee
Dylan: dipthong!

When a male takes a female's underwear, dips it in melted chocolate and/or strawberry syrup and eats it.

Dipthongs are disgusting.

a person acting retarted

your such a dipthong

A smoking cessation method where a young lady places a handful of Skoal in her panties.

I’m happy for Jane, she hasn’t smoked once since starting the dipthong plan and her skidmarks smell like mint.