A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Dirty Ruff Denver is preformed when a girl with the name Denver and a guy with the name Daniel have anal sex. The Daniel then proceeds to tie Denver to the bed post and suck her nipples. After this, they proceed to normal intercourse until both have reached their pleasure.
Person 1: Hey, Denver looked tired. Know why?
Daniel: Yeah! Me and her did a Dirty Ruff Denver last night! It was great!
Occurs when two men are in the act of anal sex and the receiving man has not taken a shit in a long time. As the giving man is pounding the other man in his long overdue shit, he pulls out to find a hair dangling from the tip of his penis with a small shit-crumb attached.
This does not have to occur in or around Denver.
Man 1- Did you hear that John gave Mark a Denver Dirty Dangler last night?
Man 2- Yeah, he had to take a shit right after they were done.
When you straddle your partner on their back while, while receiving oral sex, and shit on their chest simultaneously.
While grandpa sucked my dick, I dirty Denvered on his chest cause I'm the romantic type