A fork of Rural Dictionary
A completely useless kitchen appliance that fails to perform its sole function.
Billy, make sure you remember to clean the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher!
a person that has the lowest rank in the restaurant business. They usually scrape food off dishes, then rinse them then shove them through a dishwashing machine. Being a dishwasher sometimes means you work hard (but don't get appreciated.) It's a job you take until you find something better.
Chef: "Hey, dishwasher, where the fuck are the clean knives?" Dishwasher: "I only have two arms and two legs!"
Word describing women as a whole. Very sexist however commonly used among men, either as a joke or a demeaning word against women.
"Honey, me and the boys are bout' to head out" "Can I come with?" "Sorry, no dishwashers allowed"
A violent passion, soap and water colision, used to create a perfect unity between dish and man.
Maura- "Hey Mike, you wanna go out on a date on Saturday?" Mike- "Nah thanks. I have some dishwashing to catch up on." Maura- "Oh, I totally understand." *goes and washes dishes.*
The act of mutual romance and erotic emotions through the physical pressing of lips against another's. This is similar to a regular kiss, however in this case it is more similar to but also exceeds to acts performed in a 'French Kiss' where not only does the tongue of one individual touch the tongue of their partner but also enter the mouth making contact with all areas of the partner's mouth as well as outside the mouth with close proximity to the partner's lips. This is known as dishwashing or being dishwashed.
The man grabbed the woman by the hips and snogged her violently, his tongue frequently entering her mouth. He was performing the dishwash. The woman was being dishwashed. The man was dishwashing the woman.
a person handing out sexsim like books in class, thinking he/she is a bigman.
stop being such a dishwasher grow up kyle