A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something requested by Correctional Officers when catching prisoners during institutionalized homogenization.
Gentlemen, Dismounts!
The final finishing move a male does after mounting ones partner....sticking the landing with arms raised like an olympic gymnast...and waiting for the judges score (typically a room mate or anyone within earshot)
After finishing on the females back from doggystyle sex, he dismounted by doing a back flip off of the bed jumping into the air and landing with both feet together (points deducted for hopping, staggering, hitting the fan, furniture, shoes, or any other object that may cause personal injury)....he waited for the roommate to call out the score from down the hall...a 9.7 was achieved!
While the female is riding your cock, as you are about to blow your load, she bends over backwards while you thrust your pelvis in the air, she falls off the bed, and you blow your load in to the air effectivly spraying the semen on the walls
she nearly took my dick off last night with that arabian dismount.
A Guy who poons you irl, enjoys having sex with your mother and killing your mounts.
"Omfg Dismount Gimp II Just fucked my mother then killed my swampie, it had fucking Val armour on, REEEEEEEEEEEE"