A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Dobson is someone with a lot of swagg. He might even slip on his swagger juice. Normally a Dobson will have a massive Shlong. A Dobson also has the abilty to bullshit his way out of anything.
'Dayymm he's done a Dobson' 'Like a Dobson' "hes got him self out of that like a Dobson'
A person of a male descent who is in touch with their feminine side; who likes to tackle males of the black descent; and who has a small reproductive area.
"Don't be such a Dobson man!" "Your acting like such a Dobson, why don't you go be a Dobson somewhere else?"
1. A green-party politician in the UK. 2. A joint. 3. A party/gathering of friends that revolves around the smoking of cannabis. 4. The process of rolling a joint.
1. Hey Edd you gonna be voting Dobson or will it be BNP again? 2. Hey Edd pass the dobson, don't be a Brendan. 3. Hey Edd you coming round tonight? We're organising a bit of a dobson. 4. Hey Edd, we're gonna arrange a little dobson tonight, we need someone to roll the dobsons so Dobson is coming round, he doesn't smoke the dobson but he can dobson better than any of us.
Donsonize- To manipulate a situation using chaos and Tom foolery creating stories that stand the test of time - Must have 4 daughters to master the art of Dobsonism - The ability to take one whole thing and make it two half things Alternative meanings- -To exit a place of business without the use of pants
- Wow you really Dobsonized that fire hydrant Adam! - Well can the truck be fixed? Nope, it was Dobsonized
The act of thrusting one's hand toward, or in the general direction of, another's groin without actually making physical contact; such act entails the exclamation of "Dobson grab!" by the perpetrator. Although possible of any sex or sexuality, it is usually enacted by homosexual men.
Peter: Dobson grab! ... John: Dude, what the fudge did you just do to that guy? Peter: I Dobson grabbed him. John: Is that legal?