A fork of Rural Dictionary
1). A foolish act 2). An unwanted object or event
Ex: Oh, I heard that Layla rejected Jackson.... that's donks! Trystin didn't want to come to school because he said it was Donks. Person 1- Hey I bought you a new car! Person 2- I dont want your old ass car. Its donks!
Slang abbreviation of Redonkulous used when describing something far more absurd than ridiculous.
Jayme: Did you hear what Britney said about her lady part? Chris: No, What? Jayme: It was hanging out. Chris: Thats donks man! Jayme: Totally donks!
A long time. Originally 'Donkies years' due to Donkies having a long life line. Shortened down to Donkies, and Finally Donks.
"Hello Jeremy Beadle! I havent spoken to you for donks!" "I havent seen Ben Fong-Torres for Donkies Years!"
That weird shit with the metal people and the blimp.
Donk-donk. Donk-donk. Donk-donk. Donk-dwonk! Dit-dit-duh-dit-dit-duh-dit-dit-duh-BOOM!
When a girl's ass is so big that you can see it from the front. (also be-donk-a-donk-donk)
1. Damn, that bitch got a nice be-donk-a-donk.