A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of the finest physicians practicing in America today. He has a family practice that is available in every liquor store from Hoboken to Frisco. His diagnoses may be many, but the cure is always the same... 20cc of his tasty award-winning schnapps! CAUTION: Schnapps may not be tasty or award winning. Dr. McGillicuddy received his doctorate in communications, not a medical doctor.
Patient: "Dude, that chick gave me chlamydia!" Friend: "Man, that sucks, lets go see what Dr. McGillicuddy thinks of this." *20 minutes later* Patient: "It burns when it pee." Friend: "Quit bitchin and drink your medicine."