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Drain the swamp

To masturbate to photos of Ivanka Trump so frequently that one expels all of the semen stored up in ones testicles.

Donald Trump's number one priority of president is to drain the swamp.

by tgcenterprises May 27, 2020

drain the swamp

"Drain the swamp" originally means to get rid of the malaria-carrying mosquitoes by draining the swamp. Figuratively, "drain the swamp" means "to exterminate something that is harmful" or anything that most of the people hate such as corruption or government waste. This term is especially attractive for politicians during campaign.

vow to drain the swamp in Washington DC vow to drain the swamp of big government

by vanderpol August 01, 2010

Drain the Swamp

The take a shit and piss at the same time

“Damn I just drained the swamp now I feel 5 pounds lighter” Drain the Swamp- To completely drain your bowels and bladder

by getreckm8 November 03, 2019

drain the swamp

A phrase used by political hacks to rally voters to their cause by promising to remove their respective governments of corrupt sycophants and replace them with corrupt sycophants that donated to their own political campaign. Typically results in a swampier swamp.

"Did you hear Trump is going to drain the swamp?" "I doubt it."

by Urban Odin January 17, 2017

drain the swamp

To 'drain the swamp" is to remove water from a fetid low-lying area to make room for the effluence of your own cesspool.

Donald Trump vowed to drain the swamp in Washington so he could fill it with the stool pigeons of the corrupt corporate elite

by Panoramaman December 21, 2016

draining the swamp

felching

The Senator can't meet with you right now. He's busy with an aide, draining the swamp.

by GOPeaBrain September 09, 2017

drain the swamp

Going number three; Going number 1 out your number 2; having diarrhea; Trump's presidency.

Man, it really hurts to wipe. This is the sixth time in two hours I've had to drain the swamp.

by theironblitz March 05, 2017