A fork of Rural Dictionary
A piss take of the music artist JME means drink, another variation of his meaningless vocabulary.Bleds speech. Say: 'Durnk' (fast)
"Get me a drnk, I'm well thirsty bled." "I need a drnk bitch!" "What?!" "Sorry Mum, I'm just following fashion and being a twat.."
The way "drunk" is typed to simulate drunkenly slurred speech -- but more likely you're just too drunk to spell and should probably put your phone down. It's like an onomatopoeia, but for text messaging.
Pronounced "dernk," but NEVER spelled with vowels, it can be traced back to stupid teenagers trying to come up with a sound that retarded people make. However, the true meaning of drnk lies in its context; you say this word when there is nothing to say. It can be used in such situations as: 1. When something boggles your mind. 2. When you are completely confused as to what a teacher or other "authority" figure is speaking about and it all sounds like the "wa-waaa" noises the adults make in Peanuts. 3. When you've just witnessed a completely stupid act or heard a completely stupid joke. 4. Et cetera.
My friend Tom, after seeing the Matrix Reloaded: "The only way to adequately describe that movie would be a shiny, four-mile high DRNK."