A fork of Rural Dictionary
A really big and messy shit. It will usually make the whole bathroom smell like shit for 1-3 days.
"Hey Dude! Wanna go play some ball?" " Nah man, maybe after I take my Dukey!"
noun; to call someone or something terrible or gross
everyone and everything in east lyme is dukey!
Feces, especially feces associated with an extremely foul odor. (Also spelled "dukee" in classical literature.)
Sweetheart, do you have a clothespin? I'd really like to kiss you but your breath smells like dukey.
poop turd lump of brown smell (see above words)
Hey! Look! I just took a dukey and it clogged up the toilet! Do you have a plunger?