A fork of Rural Dictionary
ERMAHGERD literally means OH MY GOD.
A dank meme commonly featuring a young girl's face and a caption with the words altered to mimic a speech impediment, and the words ERMAHGERD.
The original picture had the girl, holding books from the Goosebumps GERSBERMS series.
This caption also commonly found on the meme. Other options are NER NER NER..., BATMAN, NER NER NER... BERTMERN, and werter. Specifically these are nah nah nah, Batman, and water.
ERMAHGERD. That’s so erkwerd. Why on EARTH did you say that?
used for internet memes. An obnoxious way to say "Oh, My God" with strong emphasis on the R sounds. Typically followed by other words with emphasis on the R sounds.
ERMAHGERD, ERNSTAGERM (Oh, my god, Instagram)
ERMAHGERD, MER FERCE HERTS (Oh, my god, my face hurts)
used in memes. a parody of "oh my god." also an example of rhotic harmony (linguistics--also seen in the language Yurok, a Native American Language from coastal California)
ermahgerd! Bertmern!
Something only cool people say
That is with the exception of anyone who hates "werter"
ERMAHGERD, WERTER!
WoW MaN YoU ArE So CoOl
1. a saying in which a boy reaches down his pant and itches his "area" and starts scratching.
boy: "Ermahgerd my balls itch."
boy2: "Ermahgerd mine too ermahgerd."