A fork of Rural Dictionary
Usually a concert where there is no opening band and the main act performs a longer set than usual. Usually takes place in a smaller venue such as a club.
Dude I got tickets to "An Evening with Coheed And Cambria"
An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'. Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even. That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.
Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's." Kid: "What I don't want to go?" Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."
The name of an incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and perfect male individual. They're usually very good at the sex.
Oh man, that Even sure has a big dick! Oh my god, i wish i had someone named Even in my life! Oh my god, Even is so incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and such a perfect male individual. He is also good at the sex.
Scandinavian name A person with a great personality and a big... heart. He use most of his energy to make others happy, but barely have enough left to make himself happy. His humor is one of a kind, and he love to make dry and edgy jokes.
"Even told me a soooo bad joke that its good, i can't stop dying of laughter inside." *Gets a compliment* "Aww, did you just do an Even? I cant even..."