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unfolded

A Rare misused expression of major disrespect

I'll unfold you like a cheap Tesco deck Chair. Unfolded

by gayhed November 28, 2016

Unfold

The most beautiful song ever written by Porter Robinson that can bring an old man to tears within seconds and can cure cancer.

Doctor: I'm sorry she only has 2 hours left to live
Person: *plays Unfold by Porter Robinson*
Grandma: Hippity hoppity I'm cured

by PianoBoyEDM April 26, 2021

Unfolded

When a man's penis slightly erects.

Jim unfolded when he saw some gutterslut.

by January 21, 2022

On Unfold

To let someone know you’re serious.

I just broke my damn wrist unfold.... I’ll beat ya ass unfold.... I’ll take yo girl in a heart beat, on unfold.

by Gondola T August 07, 2018

unfold

a very cool band from switzerland who make nerdy cool and clever dark metal

hey it's unfold !
cmon let's all throw rocks at him !

by unfold March 08, 2005

Unfold the Loaf

Unfold the Loaf, verb, means to pull out your penis.

Source: I am Rapaport, Stereo Podcast #132, Michael Rapaport

Hey baby, you are so fine, let me unfold the loaf.

by TMAdam February 27, 2016

Tech Unfolded

A tech youtuber , from Nottingham England .

'Tech unfolded on youtube'

by Annonymus73874842739 October 21, 2020