A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. - a vehicle dispatched to an academic institution after a well-prepared, conscientious student "kicks the sh*t" out of a test/quiz/final/midterm. An Exambulance is both staffed and driven by well-trained staff, prepared to both stabilize and resuscitate the A-graded exam.
Someone better call an EXAMbulance, because I just kicked the sh*t out of that midterm!