A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cute guy that I have a crush on and has the most beautiful honey brown eyes
Damn girl he’s fine
Yeah his names Eason and he’s mine
an excuse as a search warrant for the spelling nazis to find you within your own home and take you to their Literary Concentration Camps.
-usually spotted within text such as most commonly mispelled words while the grammar is taken out of oral context
Excuse me, which of the four "easons" is it now?
Oh no! Quick, go to Switzerland before they search your home! It's neutral land! You'll be safe from their Perfect & Literate World Order!
Eason is the cute guy everygirl likes he has amazing honey brown eyes and loves black girls and they love him
Damn girl he’s fine Eason can get it
An enormous pile of shit left by one Mexican or Argentinian animal. It is easily spotted due to its immense size and it's horrendous essence. Can also be used as a term simply meaning shit.
OMG DUDE I FOUND AN EASONE!
Dude I just dropped an easone in my toilet