A fork of Rural Dictionary
Eclipsturbator: (n) An individual who views a solar (or lunar) eclipse for the purpose of sexual gratification.
On August 21st, 2017, Bob drove thousands of miles for a two-minute view of the total solar eclipse. As he viewed the celestial event his face became flush and he noticed that his whole body was sweaty. His friends were right- he had become a full-fledged Eclipsturbator.