A fork of Rural Dictionary
A butchered version of educate my teacher uses.
My teacher: imma edumacate you on stuff
Me:thinking,,,,,OHMYGOSH ITS EDUCATE!
Edumacate; An uneducated way people, including Redneck's, Hill-Billy's and Feral people use in place of the word Education to sound smarter than they may be.
Contexts; Edumacation, Edumacated, Edumacates
Upon Mary-Sue's return from elementary school on her 33'rd Birthday exclaims without moderation "1 and 1 is 11...I've dun bin Edumacated, aint dat sumpin, Jim-Bob?"
Used to refer to an education that someone received at a crappy school, or a lack of education all together.
I received my edumacation at Willits High School.
The Homerized version of educate. Other examples include Gradumacation, Saxamophone, Trampampoline and Translamacation
"Can you edumacate me in the ways of the saxamophone?"
"Let me translamacate it for you while we play on the trampampoline"
The term used commonly to poke fun at someone who has made either a spelling or gramatical error whilst trying to appear as a person of intelligence. This is emphasised with the intentional mispronounciation of the word "educated".
Sarah: "I really hope they make an inception for me, seeing as how I'm new to this."
Luke: "It's exception idiot. Damn, I can tell that you've been well edumacated.
Ed-yoo-ma-ca-shion To learn new things in stinky school place
"I'm getting an edumacation"
Term for a person who has a good education but is still an idiot.
Simple observation shows that 80% of people are edumacated.
Edumacated:
My highly qualified unemployment advisor told me that I needed to take basic reading & writing classes.
He also wrote that I was going to look to local youth clubs for "advise" regarding work.