Country Dictionary

the politically correct way of using the f word.

That movie was effen long!

Brand of Vodka from Holland.

Make me an Efen Coke. (coke mixed with Effen vodka)

A euphemistic substitute for fucking.

I don't believe this, AOL deleted my effen homepage.

A substitute for the word "fucking"
Would be used for descriptive purposes(adjective).

ie: "You effen bastard!" or "I hate this effen burger!"or even "You little effen biotch!"

smooth, even balanced

That shirt is effen.

Another way to post the word "fucking" in monitored groups. Made up by some girl from West Bend, WI called Andrea.

I think it's effen hilarious.

A rare feesh in the sea. It is described to have handsome scales, chameleon eyes wiff juicy tasty lips and the cutest human nose and smile that you'll see for miles. He's a strange widdle feesh, and very hard to catch! if you so happen to catch this feesh, giiirl, you've struck gold,
he'll make your heart flutter and find your imperfections perfect, he'll make sure to be there at every breaking poing, i'm sure you'd wish to find him too, find a new feesh cause i'm reeling him in :

Daaaaaammmmnnn, look at the fins on that effenant ;