A fork of Rural Dictionary
Emhouse is a small unincorporated town (if you don't count the pot farms and meth labs ) located in Navarro County , Texas. If you go there late at night you can sometimes see a goat get sacrificed by beheading at Low Water Bridge by the many Satanic Cults that frequent the area at pitch black darkness. There once was a small schoolhouse near where the old castle themed home sits. Do not go near this house at present day.
Todd - Hey dude , I'm kinda low on crystal meth. Jeff - Bro , that's not good. Todd - Wanna drive to Emhouse , Texas and git some meth ? Jeff - ya , I guess