A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most belittling thing in the universe that an organization can do to a worker.
Employee of the Month? Are you fucking kidding me right now? There is no bigger insult to a working person than "Employee of the Month"!
An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you. Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.
Oh great, now I have to track down the employee of the month to get one of these stereos.
someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time
look at that employee of the month. what a dork!
A guy's hand becomes the employee of the month when he breaks up with his girlfriend.
Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex? Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)
What I will be once I recatch that infamous awoling Psycho Bitch.
Psycho Bitch, you're own3d!