A fork of Rural Dictionary
Enduro is the concept of riding your overpriced bicycle up a hill slowly while telling misses jokes and drinking electrolytes. Then at the top you ride down as fast as you can in your unfit state. You repeat this process several times and then upon termination of the event you come up with inventive excuses as to why you didn't win.
There is an enduro race on next week in Dublin. Did you enter the enduro competition yet? See this bike has a lot of suspension that you can stiffen for climbing and soften for descending, it's an enduro bike
Enduro Rider who shouts "Ihr Pimmellutscher" to people and then flee's while mumbling "fuck fuck fuck" #FuckFuckFuck #Pimmellutscher!
Yelling "You Cocksuckers" at people and then running of saying "Fuck fuck fuck fuck...." Scenario: Enduro Rider: "Fuck you guys!" *Guys start following him* Enduro Rider: "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck" He did the Illegal Enduro.