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Erectile dysfunction

When a man's penis is unable to get hard, when a man has difficulty getting or keeping an erection. There are many reasons for this but one such reason could be when you see someone so ugly and unattractive that you have a hard time becoming turned on again after seeing something so repulsive. The only way to fix this is to counter the horror that you have witnessed with the most drop-dead sexy girls that never fail to turn you on and will help to erase the repulsive imagery from your mind.

After I saw Kamala Harris' nude photos, I had erectile dysfunction for over two months.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 20, 2022

Erectile dysfunction

Inability to get it up.

Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional and immature, no wonder he had so many insecurities to pick at, rather than weapons. His erectile dysfunction was a sign of his impotence, not only around the opposite sex, but as a human.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021

Erectile dysfunction

When you get a boner really easily. When you have erectile dysfunction you will see a single person and immediately get hard.

I have erectile dysfunction

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Erectile dysfunction

Inability to get it up.

Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional, he was impotent around the opposite sex. Erectile dysfunction was just a surface symptom.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021

Erectile dysfunction

*Naruto run * YEET

My mentally adopted son asked me what a Erectile dysfunction was, so i did a Naruto run yelling "YEET".

by @therealGod April 02, 2018

erectile dysfunction

The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.

Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.

by FrenzyMedia February 11, 2016

erectile dysfunction

When your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns.

His anaconda don't want none even if there is buns. He must have erectile dysfunction.

by cuz fuck you thats why February 02, 2015