A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one jizzes on the butthole and seasons it with fresh tears, a snot rocket and a lougie.
We had a wild night that ended with an everything bagel in the morning
1. A bagel with everything on it
2. Name given to someone you really think is being silly
Ted: I gave the cat to much oatmeal, and he choked to death.
Mike: Oh, you're an everything bagel
Someone who is of mixed race, including part Jewish.
Juan's mother is 1/4 Mexican, 1/4 Black, 1/4 Irish and 1/4 French. His father is Jewish. He's an everything bagel!
When your “everything” bagel has barely any of the “everything” on it.
Look at this almost everything bagel. There is nothing on it!
A sexual act which involves one party hammering gravel into the other's booty cheeks(creating the, "everything," part of the bagel.) Following this, asshole will be filled with cream cheese, creating an everything bagel.
Next, the individual will have anal sex with the other, adding semen to the everything bagel. After this, the cream cheese and semen will be eaten along with the actual flesh of the ass.
"Dude did you hear that Charlie gave Brennon a Czechoslovakian Everything Bagel last night?"
"I did, totally brutal dude."