A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small-dick cuntface who you wish was no longer alive. They promised you they would never leave you and would love you forever and wanted to be with you for the rest of their lives and then they dumped you the next day and moved on like a year and a half intimate relationship was nothing. He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.
My ex-boyfriend broke up with me over stupid things
Someone who has an ex-girlfriend
It turned out that her ex-boyfriend was no man.
A bitch who either: -cheated on you -broke your heart -erased all communication with you without saying anything These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.
-I can’t believe Jack was your ex-boyfriend, he is such a dick. You deserve better
a guy you once dated, but now either: a. want dead b. are "friends" with c. hook up with every once in a while or d. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.
a. My ex boyfriend Jimmy should go play in traffic. b. Bob and I are good friends now that all that annoying relationship crap isnt in our way. As long as he doesnt talk about his new girlfriend and how great she is...that is crossing the line. c. We used to date but now we just fuck when we're lonely and/or bored. d. Stephen who?
the one jerk you will always kinda love. that hurt you. that you gave a second chance to and he still hurt you! that will smile at you and wave then talk about you behind your back. the person you hope gets hit by a bus and wrecks his pretty little camero :)
One day day the ex-boyfriend is driving in his camero and "BOOM" he gets hit and it goes flying into a tree!
1. Someone who convinced you at one point that you were the only one for them but then decided to dump you when times got rough. 2. Someone who put you on high pedestal in the beginning but then became unattracted to you when they realized they couldn't give you what you wanted. So they purposely sabotaged the relationship and made you look like the bad person in the end. And to fill the void, they pursued other woman quickly after the break-up (including a mutual friend) and convinced themselves that YOU weren't good enough for them. 3. Someone you meet up with after the break-up who apologizes for everything they've done, kisses you, hugs you, holds your hand, and tells you sweet nothings only to make excuses (at the end) and admit that they STILL don't want to be with you anymore and that you two aren't meant to be. 4. Someone who plays with your emotions because they know you're still not over them. 5.. Someone who won't realize they lost the best thing they were ever going to have until it's too late.
Ex-boyfriend: I took you for granted...I really missed you...you were the only girl who tried to understand me... *kiss* *hug* *holding hands* (half an hour later) You're perfect..You're beautiful... I'm emotionally unstable... I don't know what I want in my life right now... I can't give you what you want... I want you to be happy... We're not made for each other, I don't want to go back out with you etc. etc.
A guy who you once liked/loved but decided you were better off without once he cheated on you with a 14 year old. and lied about being in the military. Beware, they are notorious for pretending to change so that you will take them back, but in reality, they are the same disgusting, lying, cheating, pig that you broke up with in the first place.
My ex boyfriend tried to call me on new years to come see him, so instead of answering, I sent him a picture of me hanging out with my favorite Marine.