Country Dictionary

Eyewash

A descriptive term used to describe someone whose presence has no meaningful impact or relevance in a given situation.

A: you see (person C) at the club? He was just standing in the corner being creepy B: Yea bro, the dude is so eyewash it’s crazy

Eyewash

A piece of equipment that is unnecessarily showy.

Person 1: “I just got these bright pink football gloves.” Coach: “It’s just more eyewash.”

fisherman's eyewash

Staring directly down a girl's vagina, and stimulating her clitoris until she squirts in your eye.

"How the f**k did Terry get an eye infection?" "His girlfriend gave him a fisherman's eyewash last night."

billie eyewash

The way she drags it out of her eilish after the whiplash

I jerk'd so hard she Billie eilish'd it out her eye #billie eyewash