A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome-caused by women drinking while pregnant. Results in having a retarted baby.
OMG, that Maddy girl was such a FAS baby today.
FAS = Funny Ass Shit
Did you see that movie? That was some FAS!!!
Fucking Awesome Syndrome. When someone is just so amazing that no other words can describe it, they have FAS.
Some dude at the party told me I have FAS! I've never been so happy in my life!
Stands for "Fat Arm Syndrome" A person with more than necessary arm fat.
"Can you see Mary's FAS flapping in the wind?"
Flat Ass Syndrome. A bad condition where a person (usually a guy) has an unnaturally flat ass and makes their pants look like potato sacks.
Person 1: HOLY FUCK. That guy has no ass! Person 2: I know! They must have FAS.
Finger Activated Stud: A guy that needs someone, usually his girlfriend, to finger his asshole in order for him to get turned on and achieve orgasm.
Tina: Hi Tammy, how's it going with your new boyfriend? Tammy: Gosh Tina... I don't know about him. He's great, but he's a FAS. Tina: You mean you had to finger his ass? Tammy: That's right, and I think I lost one of my Lee Press-on nails inside him!