A fork of Rural Dictionary
Your friend offers you one more glass of wine on a Friday evening. You know you shouldn't but FIF (Fuck it, it's Friday).
You're a wanker mate. Let's FIF and ill show you who is the wanker.
When you count to five, you dont say, 1,2,3,4,5. You say, one,two,three,for, fiffffffffffffffff. So you plead the FIF Amendment. Or you will be home October FIFFFFF.
one, two, three, four, fiffffffffffffffffffff
Fungus Infested Freak, one who rips out their hair, scalp becomes overridden with Ring Worm and Lice. Infected individual loses aprox. 50 I.Q. points. Busts ass as much as possible. Thrives off of fecal matter.
Guy walks down the street, witnesses an individual rolling around in the mud ripping out their hair, screaming and ranting about how they did'nt get their pony for christmas as a kid. Guy: "Man what the fuck is your problem you FIF?!" FIF: "BONACA DELPHOCKA!"
(feef) -verb, noun 1. The act of playing any FIFA videogame in an extremely competitive manner while drinking excessively. 2. A social event between friends which usually ends up with a lot of frustration, yelling, cursing, and extremely painful physical contact with the opponent's genitalia. -Past tense FIFed
"Hey! After work you want to come over and FIF?" "Last night I killed Conor in FIF." "THAT'S IT! IF YOU HIT MY NUTS ONE MORE TIME IM NEVER FIFING WITH YOU AGAIN!"