Country Dictionary

"Father I'd Like (to) Fuck” An extremely handsome/sexy dad with a nice butt and a big pant bulge.

Damn girl did you see Tommy’s dad, I don’t care if that man does have grey balls he is still a FILF “Ummmm like OMG I don’t think that’s gunna fit”

Father I'd like to Fuck

Neil: Oh look at this guy pushing the pram...... Jay: Yes I know he's a total FILF

Father I'd Like to Fondle

I was sat minding my own business the other day with my friend Laura, and her dad walked in, and was like ' whoa Laura your dad is absolute FILF'

Fatty I'd Like to Fuck, or Fatso I'd Like to Fuck, or Fat chick I'd Like to Fuck or Fat bitch I'd Like to Fuck. Any target of hogging or nail the whale. At the beginning of the night I thought she was a big flat fatty but after putting back a few I thought she was a hot brabuster.

After ten beers that girl went from a chunkmuffin to a real FILF.

Fatty id like to fuck.

I'd totally do that oversized filf.

"Feminist I'd like to f**k;" an extremely sexy feminist; Laci Green, Emma Watson, Ian Somerhalder, Ryan Gosling, and many more.

Did you see the newest Laci Green video? Yeah! She's so smart, funny and sexy. She's a FILF.

Acronym: Friend I'd Like to Fuck

John: Corey, your friend Allie is fine, yo! Corey: Word! She's a total FILF.