A fork of Rural Dictionary
Example 1: Current mood - FOOF Example 2: I haven't been in work for 10 minutes and I am already FOOF.
Short for Fresh out of Fucks.
After a long week of hard work and exams, John was FOOF and showed up to the bar in his sweats and sweatpants.
A non-technical photographic term for bouncing the light from a flash unit off of a nearby wall or other neutral-colored object in order to diffuse and redirect the light. It produces far more natural looking light (and shadows) than firing a flash directly at the subject.
While shooting the couple's first dance, the wedding photographer swiveled the head of his flash to one side so that he was foofing them rather than blasting them with hard light.
The very elusive 3 utensil combo. Similar to a spork, but including the last of the eating utensil triad (knife). Foofe is derived from Fork, spOOn, and kniFE combined to form the pinnacle of eating technology.
Guy 1: Man, I wish there was a utensil to eat without using both of my hands. That way, I could eat and scratch ma' balls at the same time. Guy 2: There is, it's called a "foofe" you dumbass
The most elite and prestigious title you shall bestow upon any rank of human. The rank of FooF will not be given it shall only be earned. Most people shall not obtain the rank of FooF within their lifetime, only the best of the best will ever earn themselves the rank of {FooF}
“ Damn that guy is cool” “Yeah obviously, he is in the {FooF} clan." "Can I join the Foof clan?" "No, you are not FooF material Humphrey."