A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun. The act of homosexual sexual intercourse.
Verb. To engage in homosexual sex.
Basically, it's "fuck," but fabulous! Not to mention generally cleaner and more sensitive to others.
Origin - Some conservative wannabe faggot went on a homophobic rampage against the California Protection of Marriage Act (the satirical one that bans divorce to save marriage from the straights) and his last name was Foong. So we told him to foong off and turned his name into what he hates. Win.
And don't forget "foongy," for someone with that especially tight ass. Oo baby! Work it~
"I hear Ted Haggard likes a good foonging after smoking crystal meth."
"You can foong me, or I can foong you. All that matters is that we foong loong and hard."
"You're soooo fucking foongy... Gimme some of that sugar, sweetcheeks!"
The degratory term for the homosexual male species. He likes to suck cocks and prefers around 10 or more at once. His asshole is as large as the fucking moon. His penis is consistently dried and wrinkled as he gets sucked by his gay shits.
He loves to dance but secretly, it's a way to get rid of his frustating fellacios and ass rimming.
Kan foong is the epitome of homosexuality.
You are such a Kan foong!!!
I saw 2 Kan foongs performing fellacios.
Zheng Foong is the coolest men alive in the planet and there is no other men as impeccable as him.
Your average Chinese man with erectile disfunction
Look he can’t even perform he is such a Zheng foong
A man who has all the love in the world to give to the right woman, father of 20 kids and husband of one very lucky woman, professional gamer and possesses irresistible charm and carries around his dangerously big penis
Girl 1: wow this movie is so romantic
Girl 2: i know right, an instant classic keng foong