A fork of Rural Dictionary
FUmp- From the root - Have been well and truly FUmped, to FUmp. FUmping , to vindictively seek out from a position of power any minority of any orientation for a quick quash giving oneself elevated gratification. FUmp, a male, who is supremely relentless at abusing power, inhumanly and without fair rights, quashing the innocent, any time, any place, anywhere.
" Look at me folks, it's my agenda . A minority is about to get quashed. The dyed blonde FUmp is on the prowl, looking for whoever is so marginalized they can be removed from existence."
When someone gets fucked and dumped immediately thereafter. Usually by a frat boy.
J: "I really don't see the point in fumping!"
A: "I heard Kiki was fumped by Cedric the other day. Poor her."
J: "What an asshole. But what did you expect from a frat boy such as him..."
short for "Fucking/Freaking Pumped"
"Nathan is fumped about playing his new 360!"
"Dude, i have never seen somebody get so fumped about five dollars."
to have had sexual relations, or have had sexual intercourse
Yo, I got with that honey and we fumped til it was raw Dawg!
this is an activity where someone takes a bath and farts in the tub to make little fart bubbles. now the creative part. the person performing this activity tries to bite the fart bubbles before they pop.
oh shit man, taking baths used to be boring. now i get my fun by fumping in the tub.
V. To have sexual relations with an individual then shortly afterwards end any type of relationship with them.
Guy 1: Yo, weren't you seeing that chick?
Guy 2: Naw dawg, I strait up fumped that bitch.
Girl 1: Hey Kelly, weren't you dating that one guy?
Girl 1: Nah Bitch, I fumped him last week.