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Facehead

An insult you can give to one who has a face on their head. This insult works for pretty much everyone, seeing as a face is standard equipment on a head. It isnt meant to hurt anyones feelings, just something you use when you cant think of a real insult. Usually end up with follow-up insults such as noseface, or shoefoot.

1: Man you suck. You cant play madden for anything you cock jockey. 2: O yea, well... your a...uh...FACEHEAD! yeah, there. 1: Um,, what? 2: Yea thats right, you stupid facehead. 1: OK

by Barbarino March 06, 2006

Facehead

Adj; When one receives oral sex while on Facebook.

Boy: " Dude... Staring at pictures of Tatiana on Facebook while getting a blowjob from Julie" Boy2: "Oh,so you were getting Facehead?" Boy: "Yeah Buddy!" *highfives*

by Gingasnapp12345 December 16, 2010

Facehead

1A) A general reference to a person whose name you cannot come up with fast enough 1B) A way to to reference someone in an introduction 2) An insult used in a moment where you have no comeback

1A) "Damn it... I forgot his name... YO FACEHEAD! OVER HERE!" 1B) Hi Facehead, I'm Jordan "You are such a douchebag" "You... you... Facehead!" "Nice one"

by Jordan Kantor January 06, 2008

Facehead

Facehead is a nicer version of 'fck face.' or calling someone stupid,and retarded.

Brittany was acting like such a facehead on the phone.

by Megan July 01, 2004

Facehead

1. A milder way of calling someone a f**K head. 2. Since the advent of Facebook this term has also been used to describe someone who is constantly on Facebook. Faceheads find it necessary to check their Facebook page at least 5 times every 30 minutes. Any and everything that happens in life is eligible to be added to a Faceheads status update. Faceheads will also ignore more important things just to get on Facebook so that they are never made to feel like they are missing anything important.

1. "Look at Karen updating her Facebook status on her Blackberry. She's such a Facehead." 2. "Man I am such a Facehead I totally forgot to write my paper last night. I was just on Facebook all night catching up with the world."

by DJ M.O.B.S December 15, 2009

Facehead

A word to describe a very stupid, ugly, or retarded person. made by Pimpmaster-R, and Chris-co.

"that dude is a total Facehead"

by Pimpmaster-R May 12, 2004

Facehead

someone who does not understand what your saying or who is acting out of control

"God, stop being such a facehead."

by alyssa January 02, 2004