A fork of Rural Dictionary
A rating to describe the sexiests on Earth. Considered very sexually intimidating. Capable of wiping out the west coast with one cream shot, Masturbates on average 10e+13 time per day. The most dangerous weapon tactic of Face Mashing a persons mouth with 10 gallons of cum at approximately 42069(m/s). Also has the habit of fucking your mom in a public space 24/7.
OMG, Michael was such a Facemash at the party, he impregnated 420 people in one go, and made Brians mom pregnant in-front of everyone.