A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best form of birth control.
Jim: Hi, my name is John.
Brittany: Hi John. I'm Brittany.
*Hours pass, stuff happens*
*Two Weeks later*
Brittany: OMG I'M PREGNANT AND IT WAS WITH JOHN.
Jim: I wonder if that girl got pregnant... oh well thank god for fake names.
Fake names are names that are hilarious and utterly inappropriate in the use of a substitute teacher or kahoot to make everyone laugh
Bro I told the sub that my name was Drew Peacock and he believed it and said"Is there a Droopy cock here? DrOoPy CoCk here? Where is DrEw PeAcOcK? Man that guy just loves fake names