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A litteral god. He is the definition of a ladies man and is exrtemely hot like you wouldnt be able to keep your eyes off him. He also has a gf yelena who is obsessed with him and is madly in love. She always says she dreams of him bc hes that hot to her. She also likes to post stories of them taking a bath together bc she wants to show off hes hottness.
Damnnn hes a hot dude.
He must be a luke falzon.
Verb
Static groping of a boob for an extended period of time (more than half an hour).
Dude 1: What!? You falzoned Jessie?
Dude 2: Wait... that's not normal?
When you are at the movies and have your arm around your girl and put halfway through the movie you decide to put your sweaty hand on her boob and leave it there for the rest of the movie.
I falzoned this girl last night. I'm so embarrassed