Country Dictionary

AKA Cankles

calves and ankles that have no space between them, but meld into each other

Her cankles are obvious from under her capri pants

Someone who has fat ankles, no definition between the calf and the foot.

Rosie O'Donnell enjoys probing with her fankles.

Cankles for a skinny person. Sounds more appealing than cankles!

Dude, she's so fucking skinny but she has fankles!

A Scottish term to describe something akin to a Gordian knot or to have very little hand/eye coordination.

Those patch cables are an absolute fankle

Did you see him playing football? He tried to dribble past the defender and ended up in a fankle

Fat Ankles. No perceivable difference in size between the calf and and the ankle. The leg apears to end with the foot.

"I can't go out with her! She has fankles..its gross!"

A panic attack, a state of confusion. A tizzy, in a right state
Used only in the west of Scotland.

Be cool. Dinnae get yeself in a fankle.

Where one is sexually encountered in the rear by an amputee

Dave - What did you do at the weekend?
Me - I took a girl home on Saturday night.

Dave - Tell me more
Me - Well, things got spicy in the bedroom and next thing i know, she was fucking me in the ass with her ankle!"
Dave - What!!!!!!
Me - Yeah, she was an amputee and her foot was missing!
Dave - And she stuck it in your ass?
Me - Yeah mate, you ain't lived until you've been FANKLED!