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Fapulous

A term used to describe anybody who looks good enough to masturbate to, usually in a fashion sense; Another way of saying incredibly sexy.

For example:

Amy: "Hey, Kelly! Damn! Did you just go shopping for some new clothes?"
Kelly: "Hey, Amy! Yeah, I did. Thanks to that new diet, I had to buy a whole new wardrobe. Thought I'd try out my new look. Whaddya think?" *Turns around*
Amy: "Wow, Kelly! Look, I'm not gay or anything, but you look absolutely Fapulous! You're gonna kill at the party tonight!"
Kelly: "Thanks, Amy! Uh, what the fuck does Fapulous mean?"

by The1Atheist January 05, 2014

Fapulous

1. Orgasmic, amazing, awesome.
2. Really, really hot.

"Did you see that ass?"
'Yeah. It was Fapulous!"

by thisIsNotMyPseudonym April 22, 2013

Fapulous

(adjective)
Used to describe a woman who is attractive.

derived from the english words fabulous (meaning incredible), and fap (meaning masterbation)

Man, Sarah Palin's daughter is so fapulous. I would impregnate her in a second!

by SmittyB September 14, 2008

Fapulous

adj. - any person who brings on an urge to fap.

Yo dawg, you see that fine ass bitch on tv?

Yeah, she's fapulous.

by Danimal86 January 17, 2011

Fapulous

Superlative term for something women find so sexy they think of it when they masterbate.

She loves that movie because the star is so fapulous!

by JoRokHed October 06, 2011

Fapulous

When someone is so hot that you can fap to them.

Guy 1: You see that girl?
Guy 2: Yea she's fapulous!

by ThatOneGuyYouKnow69 December 17, 2013

Fapulous

Word used to describe something so amazingly great that you would start fapping furiously.

Megan: These cookies are fapulous

Lee: I know, I would fap to them

by MrBunBun January 04, 2013