A fork of Rural Dictionary
To masturbate in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli.
Mark's Wife was furious when she caught him having a farage over a picture of Ann Widdecombe.
(Voted for as part of Mark Thomas 100Acts, pronounced to rhyme with garage e.g. Fah-Ridge)- Noun: the liquid found at the bottom of a bin/trashcan/wheelie bin.
Oh no, I was putting out the bin bags and one ripped & my foot got soaked in evil smelling, slimy farage.
To disappear into the background, after causing chaos by committing an intentional act of stupidity.
John, faraged into the corridor, after let that stink bomb off in the common room , before anyone realised what He had done.
A politician who claims to know the way but can't drive the car.
Voters were hoodwinked by another Farage.
A culinary journey through the palate, featuring a wide variety of flavours, textures, and cultural influences.
Last night's dinner was a true Farage, taking us on a delicious journey through the Indian Ocean Rim and the influence of colonization on their recipes.
Someone who wastes everyone else's time and money, whose only contribution to society is to divide and deceive, and who miraculously gets airtime despite never having achieved anything.
Hey, get out of here you Farage, you've caused enough problems already.
Optical illusion seen in the political wilderness, that makes you believe you can see a long term career
He had been in the political wilderness for years, then he could see the top job come in to view It turned out to be a farage