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fargie

While standing, locking someone's head between your legs. Then farting on the back of their head and giving them a wedgie at the same time.

He didn't know whether the wedgie hurt worse than the fart stank when I gave him a fargie.

Fargy

Used to describe someone who is very good at video games and is a very closeted homosexual.

"Damn bro, why are you so good at Counter Strike."
"Yeah it's because I jerk off to Astolfo every night."
"Shit bro, you kinda fargy."