A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's when you fart and a ghost made out of fart comes outta your ass and haunts the room with a nasty-ass smell.
All thanks to Timmy, my house is haunted and stinks like shit. Damn those Fart Ghosts!
When you walk into an area that smells like ass, but there's nobody there
You walk onto an elevator and it stinks like hell... "Damn, the last person on here either left a ghost fart or crapped their pants"
When someone passes gas within a group of people and no one knows who did it
Guy 1: "Dude that's nasty was that you?" Guy 2: "No, was it you?" Guy 1: "No, I swear." Both guys: "GHOST FART"
When your driving in your vehicle and and you smell a terrible fart and your all alone. You realize that it was the vehicle in front of you who farted and it traveled back into your face.
Holy docking bubble I think they guy I front of us just hit us with a ghost fart.
When someone farts, and there's no one to blame but yourself.. just blame the ghost.
Dude! What`s that smell? It must have been a ghost fart.
When someone farts while seated, sealing the smell under them. Later, upon getting up, the ghost fart is released, stinking up the surrounding area.
John: "Honey, could you get me a beer?" Mary: "Sure thing babe." <gets up> John: "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL???" Mary: "Opps, sorry hun. I farted earlier. Must have been a ghost fart."
when a fart sneaks up on you and just when you think its ok to let it rip,you shit your pants...
"honey whats that running down your leg?" GHOST FART!