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Fart-Opener

A fart of such noise and strength it can just open a bottle of beer to open a cold one with the boys

"Dude I swear to God I had Fart-Opener last night, it smelled! "

by Knee-Lover August 12, 2018

open farting

Verb. The act of opening your ass cheeks and letting one loose producing a quiet to silent fart. Not to be confused with open hole gas

In the middle of the lecture jimmy had to fart, so he started open farting

by definedefinition March 01, 2014