A fork of Rural Dictionary
A balding 5’2 73 yr old Scottish man.
Oh have you met dan, hes such a fat midget cunt.
When all a guy does is go out with fat small girls. Its like he has no standards and thinks that small fat girls are attractive...
Guy1: hey im goin out with sara Guy2: dude shes fat and shes tiny Guy1: ..... Guy2: didnt you go out with jane a while ago...?? Guy1: yeah why Guy2: go look up the fat midget theory dude...