A fork of Rural Dictionary
Texting a picture of one's own male genitalia to an unsuspecting female.
OMG Jenny! - I can't believed he Favred you... look at his junk... you got him by the balls now!
(FAHrv'd), v. To bring one's team to the brink of victory through a brilliant maneuver, but to lose by committing a colossal unforced blunder.
The Democrats favred their chances for health care reform when they lost the Massachusetts Senate seat.
To "Four Finger Solute" a vagina. The 4 fingers representing Brett Favre's immaculate number 4 jersey he wears. This is an aggressive act, so ultimate insertion of fingers is mandatory for 'Favring' to occur. Preferably while wearing Brett Favre's Packers, Jets, or Vikings jersey. Tweeting during/after said action is highly encouraged.
I 'favred' her last night so hard, on her man's couch, while he was passed out upstairs.
To be disappointed as a fan by an inexplicably bad play by an otherwise stellar player.
Packer fans can sympathize with Vikings fans as they, too, have now been Favred.
To send/recieve a disturbing and disgusting photograph of one's genitals to/from a friend, significant other, co-worker, or random number. The picture often makes one question how anyone can be proud enough of their body/endowment to feel the need to share it with someone in digital, well-lit, permanent format.
Woman 1: Oh my god! Woman 2: What? What happened? Woman 1: My husband just favred me...come on, nobody wants to see that.
To be extremely dissapointed or let down by one's known tendency to commit mistakes. To be under the illusion that one's proficiency and tendency to haphazardly throw the football to the other team during clutch situations, specifically during National Football League NFC Championship games, can be avoided.
After believing that they had acquired the missing piece to the puzzle by signing Brett Favre to their roster, the Minnesota Vikings were favred, during the NFC Championship game when Brett Favre threw a crucial interception that lost them the game and a trip to the Super Bowl.