A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Roger Federer's nickname. Given to him because he delivers. 2. To use in a manner similar to "Federered".
Did you see FedEx's last match vs. Lleyton Hewitt?? Hewitt got Fedex'd!!!
a shitty company that always fucks something up, several times they have sent my packages to a different location or have claimed to have the incorrect address and cant find my building. When i called them to correct the mistake they say they handled it and every things fine, but the next day the problem is still their. their workers truly do not give a shit, they couldn't care less if you receive your delivery or not, and they are slow to correct any issues. I also heard that they sometimes steal your fucking packages!!! wtf do not do business with FedEx, UPS is so much better with better service
friend1: my delivery was supposed to be here 2 days ago wtf friend2: wait a minute... is it coming by FedEx??? friend1:yeah, why you ask? friend2: FedEx dont give a FUCK about people who use their service, they probably "lost" your shit or sent it across the country. friend1: THOSE FUCKERS!!!! I HATE FedEx!!!!!!
<verb> FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing. If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"
George Bush really FedEx'd the United States.