A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice
Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?
Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift
Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*
1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.
2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.
I'm going to take a break from all this work, I think I'll go feed the ducks to relieve my stress.
Masturbating, usually to internet pr0n.
Aaron said BRB, then proceeded to feed the ducks.
Jacking it.
Called feeding the ducks because you use a similar hand motion when you feed ducks.
"Your dad was cleaning the pool with his shirt off, so I had to go home and feed the ducks."
Code word for any sort of sexual act. This includes masturbating, having sex with anyone, phone sex, cybering, etc, etc.
"I had to feed the ducks all alone."
"Will you help me feed my ducks?"
"The ducks are hungry." (would symbolize being horny)
"I think my ducks are going to die of starvation."
"Oh man, the ducks are STUFFED."
Pulling your plonker with emphasis on the forward stroke.
Stuart: "I caught Joey having a wank on the couch last night."
Jeff: "Was he spanking the monkey or feeding the ducks"
Usually a male Sexually pleasuring yourself. Can be done alone, or in the company of others. Also can be done with the help of others.
Phil said that he had to leave early to go home for dinner, but I found out later that he just went over to Stevos to feed the ducks.