A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun used to describe someone’s putrid stench often stemming from smelly socks.
Ur so feety you should clean yourself
A person, or a DOG, obsessed with feet. A feety likes to touch feet, lick feet, tickle feet, feel feet on their face, on their ******* (skin). CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, a feety doesn't like all feet. All feet are not equal. Some feet are better than others.
God: here is a conversation between two feeties. There's nothing wrong with them. I made them in my image didn't I! *wink wink* Feety 1: check her foot bro, wAAAAw Feety 2: dude you have a problem. Her feet are wack, them long toes look like fingers! Ugh Feety 1: man you're so judgy, you're not a real feety! Feety 2: actually, if you'd read the definition, you'd know a feety doesn't have to like all feet to be one. Sorry you don't have standards. TTYL, I go some facefeeting to do.
The act of posting a picture of one's own feet on a popular social media site. People have been known to do this while on vacation.
I better post a feetie so all my friends can know how much of a good time I'm having without them.